As promised, here's update #1 from the summer.
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My sister & I |
Missouri. Honestly, it's a place that has never been on my Top 10 Destinations to Visit List (or any number for that matter) and probably never will be. I'm crossing this hot miserable place off of my list of states I've visited and adding to the places I'd do well without even visiting again! OK, so it's not bad once you park the car, but the drive...oh, that drive...
Let me take you back...
I'm minding my own business and getting ready to leave church when my aunt stops to talk to me. She asks if I'm going to my cousin's vow renewal in Missouri and I inform her that I'm not.
My reasonings:
1) no money (gotta make the dollars stretch when you only get one check in the summer)
2) very close to Summer Fizzle (the first Saturday in August when I meet my new set of kids...and yes, that was the FIRST SATURDAY IN AUGUST...NOT WHEN SCHOOL STARTS)
3) seriously, Missouri?!!?
At the end of the day, Missouri makes sense...the married couple lives in California, groom's family lives in SC, bride's family is from....yep, Missouri (the happy halfway point).
Long story short, everyone from the family that's supposed to be going with my aunt to Missouri backs out and since I apparently have nothing to do since it's still technically summertime, I'm "voted" to go. This is what I find out about 36 hours before we're supposed to leave. FaB.
We sent off at 4 a.m. and the first 6 hours really aren't that bad. There's traffic to navigate & you're driving through actual cities (Atlanta, Memphis, Chattanooga, Nashville). My uncle drove his family & we checked in with each other periodically. This was great since my uncle used to drive trucks & he knew all the places we should stop.
I didn't want to make the 15hr trip any longer than it needed to be so the fewer stops the better in my book. Outside of a town called Cartersville (I think), I couldn't decide if we should stop for gas. We had enough for about another 100 miles give or take a few, but feeling the need for a stretch, we pulled over at BP.
Once we got back on the interstate, it happened. The reason why I haven't been able to eat corn for 2 months. It seemed like an eternity. I'm sure it wasn't and my poor sleep deprived mind just couldn't quite handle it, BUT, I swear we drove through corn fields for the next 4 hours! Seriously, corn fields. All you could see was corn and the occasional farm house, but just one.
I felt alive once we got to St. Louis, but there was still another 4 hours to go before reaching Kansas City.
We ended up staying a few miles from the airport. The hotel & food were great. My cousin & his wife (along with her parents) renewed their vows in an outdoor ceremony. The couples were an hour late, the heat index was over 100, and they had the drinks. (Your assumption is correct, there's no way in the world I'm having any ceremony outdoors)! I could bore you with more, but all you really need to know is that I haven't been able to eat corn since the end of July. I'm hoping that changes in time for the holidays...I love/loved cream corn.